These aren't the kind of towels you'll find in your mom's linen closet! Just take a look at the sayings on them and you'll see what we mean. They might be perfect for that "special" overnight guest, but just make sure you don't accidentally pull these out the next time the relatives come for a visit.

Hand Towel: Daddy $7.95 The perfect towel for your daddy to wipe up the mess you made!

Hand Towel: Boy $7.95 A great gift for your boyfriend, boy-toy, or sonny.

Hand Towel: Master $7.95 Let's play master & servant... then use this towel to clean up.

Hand Towel: Slave $7.95 I'm a slave for U...

Hand Towel: Cum (Oval) $6.95 Keep this by your bedside next to the lube & toys.

Bath Towel: Rainbow Arch $17.95 Nothing like a pretty rainbow to start your day. Dry off that hot bod with this cool towel.

Rainbow Beach/Picnic Blanket $29.95 This ingenious fleece blanket self-folds into its own bag for easy transport to your next picnic or beach outing. Waterproof rubber back to keep you nice & dry.

Rainbow Shower/Pool Wrap $21.95 Imagine how good you'll feel wrapping this around your body!

Towel: Rainbow Beach/Bath Sheet $27.95 Very nice and thick and extra large for the beach or bath. Dry yourself with pride!